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ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

celebsthatcopymadonna:

Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense to any Jesus freaks, but Jesus is not very attractive or photogenic, I don’t see why you are so obsessed with him. In my opinion Jesus did a horrible job at being glamorous. I mean, look at Madonna’s—it’s built out of expensive glass made from Mariah Carey’s tears. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being a slave and getting whipped is so 1858.

pyrates:

hot topic more like hot stop it

theyellovvbrickroad:

Miranda Cosgrove died for our sins

clairesawyer:

honestly just so embarasssing :/

clairesawyer:

honestly just so embarasssing :/

did-yuo-kno:

kristie2021:

Don’t believe this. My son is four and has curly hair. No way- he’s no where close to puberty. Ha! Claim dismissed.

Sounds like your son is displaying early signs of puberty, he should begin menstruating by the time he’s 7 and you’ll be lucky if he isn’t pregnant by 9.

did-yuo-kno:

kristie2021:

Don’t believe this. My son is four and has curly hair. No way- he’s no where close to puberty. Ha! Claim dismissed.

Sounds like your son is displaying early signs of puberty, he should begin menstruating by the time he’s 7 and you’ll be lucky if he isn’t pregnant by 9.

seacretive:

raven symone becoming a lesbian is the greatest plot twist of all time